We’ve spent months and months on end being interrupted by those annoying political commercials and receiving 32 pieces of political mail a day. Save a tree!
And now it’s over.
Obama has made American history by becoming the first black president. Whoop-de-doo. I certainly don’t feel special.
I don’t trust politicians, which makes it hard to vote, and so I don’t have anything to say about the election.
Tiger Woods should be president.